








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 839 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 93 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3792 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,856 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2400 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3690 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1859 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2907 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $932,905 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 270 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕣 | 78% | 18 |
| #2 | Dzsulio | 63% | 75 |
| #3 | Gambling Addict (in 100k debt) | 62% | 69 |
| #4 | LaFleur | 61% | 104 |
| #5 | Furi on 400hz | 57% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕣 | +3.22 | 83 | 58 |
| #2 | Furi on 400hz | +2.96 | 89 | 54 |
| #3 | Hunbalcs | +2.71 | 75 | 63 |
| #4 | LaFleur | +1.60 | 59 | 69 |
| #5 | Dagobert bácsi | +1.56 | 63 | 45 |





