








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1655 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,107 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2204 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2543 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2591 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 769 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $528,646 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕣 | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | Hunbalcs | 62% | 69 |
| #3 | Furi on 400hz | 58% | 59 |
| #4 | LaFleur | 55% | 136 |
| #5 | Dzsulio | 53% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕣 | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | Hunbalcs | 62% | 69 |
| #3 | Furi on 400hz | 58% | 59 |
| #4 | LaFleur | 55% | 136 |
| #5 | Dzsulio | 53% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dzsulio | 12 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | LaFleur | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Furi on 400hz | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕣 | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Hunbalcs | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LaFleur | 465 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | Dzsulio | 337 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | Hunbalcs | 223 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | Furi on 400hz | 94 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕣 | 62 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Furi on 400hz | +3.24 | 88 | 56 |
| #2 | 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕣 | +2.86 | 88 | 53 |
| #3 | LaFleur | +2.44 | 61 | 67 |
| #4 | Hunbalcs | +1.02 | 69 | 57 |
| #5 | Dzsulio | -0.74 | 61 | 59 |





