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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 116 matches | ||
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




125 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7456 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,140 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5317 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5263 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2712 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2848 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,843,890 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1592 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sniper monkey | 922 | 0.18 | 21 min |
| #2 | noweednowife50 | 613 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #3 | floor | 389 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | lemonballs | 383 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | promiscuous | 336 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | otamot | +3.37 | 72 | 56 |
| #2 | sniper monkey | +1.91 | 75 | 50 |
| #3 | floor | +1.27 | 83 | 49 |
| #4 | lemonballs | -0.62 | 45 | 33 |
| #5 | noweednowife50 | -1.72 | 58 | 44 |





