








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 127 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 159 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4272 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,087 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3445 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1782 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2767 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3093 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $991,787 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1575 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiero Kettu♥ | 74% | 23 |
| #2 | Lose Ary | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | PJieter | 52% | 21 |
| #4 | Out East | 52% | 144 |
| #5 | ☭𝓣𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓵☭ | 51% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jüffe | +1.46 | 82 | 59 |
| #2 | jelmionmoon | +1.41 | 71 | 66 |
| #3 | Out East | +1.27 | 75 | 58 |
| #4 | Lose Ary | +0.90 | 75 | 66 |
| #5 | ☭𝓣𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓵☭ | +0.21 | 62 | 74 |





