








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 491 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 93 matches | ||
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4987 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,333 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3441 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3690 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3043 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3159 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $997,037 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 317 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiero Kettu♥ | 73% | 26 |
| #2 | Lose Ary | 59% | 97 |
| #3 | ☭𝓣𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓵☭ | 53% | 205 |
| #4 | Jüffe | 52% | 144 |
| #5 | jelmionmoon | 49% | 256 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jelmionmoon | +2.33 | 75 | 67 |
| #2 | Out East | +2.29 | 77 | 61 |
| #3 | Jüffe | +0.95 | 84 | 59 |
| #4 | ☭𝓣𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓵☭ | +0.40 | 62 | 78 |
| #5 | Lose Ary | +0.39 | 70 | 63 |





