








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1125 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 199 matches | ||
| Wingman | 115 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5797 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,283 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2876 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2396 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3197 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2814 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,816,434 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 655 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MM6 | 71% | 51 |
| #2 | zyer | 69% | 54 |
| #3 | ♡ | 68% | 85 |
| #4 | miksuug | 46% | 83 |
| #5 | Nito | 44% | 239 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Nito | 44% | 239 |
| #6 | aRA- | 43% | 292 |
| #7 | Gravehill | 42% | 83 |
| #8 | K0nsa | 40% | 96 |
| #9 | Sir. Sale Hassan | 37% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aRA- | 16 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Nito | 16 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Sir. Sale Hassan | 16 | 0.0201 |
| #4 | K0nsa | 9 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | miksuug | 8 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aRA- | 1003 | 0.17 | 30 min |
| #2 | Nito | 197 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #3 | K0nsa | 170 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Gravehill | 167 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | ♡ | 149 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MM6 | +3.84 | 95 | 50 |
| #2 | aRA- | +3.55 | 85 | 72 |
| #3 | ♡ | +2.23 | 80 | 56 |
| #4 | extraordinary | +0.77 | 71 | 45 |
| #5 | zyer | -0.24 | 64 | 52 |





