








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2748 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 366 matches | ||
| Wingman | 201 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9783 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,340 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8713 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7775 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6584 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6268 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,772,273 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6814 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Richard | 57% | 93 |
| #2 | miksuug | 46% | 112 |
| #3 | Nito | 45% | 363 |
| #4 | extraordinary | 43% | 292 |
| #5 | Sir. Sale Hassan | 43% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Nito | 45% | 363 |
| #4 | extraordinary | 43% | 292 |
| #5 | Sir. Sale Hassan | 43% | 51 |
| #6 | K0nsa | 41% | 159 |
| #7 | Gravehill | 39% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nito | 16 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | extraordinary | 16 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | miksuug | 16 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | Sir. Sale Hassan | 13 | 0.0128 |
| #5 | K0nsa | 11 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | extraordinary | 572 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #2 | Nito | 289 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #3 | K0nsa | 281 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | Richard | 171 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | Gravehill | 163 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aRA- | +3.76 | 84 | 71 |
| #2 | Richard | +0.80 | 71 | 66 |
| #3 | extraordinary | +0.51 | 71 | 47 |
| #4 | miksuug | -1.22 | 56 | 48 |
| #5 | Nito | -1.80 | 63 | 42 |





