








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1469 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,260 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1067 | 25% |
| Smokes | 986 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 988 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1219 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $522,252 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | extraordinary | 10 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | aRA- | 9 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Nito | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | K0nsa | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | Sir. Sale Hassan | 4 | 0.0086 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aRA- | 356 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | extraordinary | 166 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | K0nsa | 123 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Nito | 62 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Gravehill | 56 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aRA- | +5.90 | 85 | 77 |
| #2 | extraordinary | +1.41 | 74 | 44 |
| #3 | miksuug | -0.59 | 58 | 50 |
| #4 | Nito | -1.02 | 55 | 35 |
| #5 | Gravehill | -1.28 | 40 | 48 |





