








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 825 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Esplay | 92 matches | 1,595 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3007 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,587 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3969 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2737 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2286 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1595 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,166,434 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 396 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | konffen | 249 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #2 | Nisslan | 178 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | SoptippsTorsten | 149 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | iraqmenblower | 88 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | ♠︎ årmen ♠ | 82 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nisslan | +5.31 | 79 | 63 |
| #2 | Skatin' fast | +4.84 | 75 | 61 |
| #3 | buttFkker420 | +4.80 | 84 | 61 |
| #4 | iraqmenblower | +2.79 | 64 | 72 |
| #5 | SoptippsTorsten | +1.33 | 60 | 60 |





