








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1413 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5558 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,070 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2122 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2512 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4085 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3351 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,548,360 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 614 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | buttFkker420 | +4.47 | 81 | 58 |
| #2 | Skatin' fast | +4.19 | 80 | 61 |
| #3 | Nisslan | +4.16 | 81 | 60 |
| #4 | SoptippsTorsten | +1.37 | 66 | 66 |
| #5 | Lucky luke | +1.24 | 75 | 73 |





