








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
318 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,237 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 289 | 23% |
| Smokes | 285 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 294 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 369 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $179,825 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Souls | 4 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | MJ.R!t0!! | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Rúben | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | brunofap | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MJ.R!t0!! | 155 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | Rúben | 131 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | brunofap | 60 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | yNn4d_F1 | 51 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #5 | Souls | 43 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Souls | +3.99 | 85 | 67 |
| #2 | yNn4d_F1 | +2.64 | 65 | 63 |
| #3 | MJ.R!t0!! | +2.63 | 64 | 55 |
| #4 | Rúben | +0.72 | 71 | 53 |
| #5 | brunofap | +0.63 | 69 | 61 |





