








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1139 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 384 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5348 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,539 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8608 | 38% |
| Smokes | 5571 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5460 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2900 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $769,255 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1325 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ti fakeeess | 63% | 43 |
| #2 | nok | 61% | 75 |
| #3 | pAcmaN :(( | 60% | 60 |
| #4 | Wavee- ❛•❟ | 59% | 34 |
| #5 | Rúben | 57% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nok | +6.29 | 92 | 71 |
| #2 | pAcmaN :(( | +4.05 | 69 | 75 |
| #3 | Wavee- ❛•❟ | +2.70 | 92 | 53 |
| #4 | Avô Cantigas | +1.24 | 63 | 71 |
| #5 | brunofap | +1.14 | 59 | 60 |





