








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 65 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 385 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8236 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,048 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5401 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3790 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2618 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 5239 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,893,484 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 730 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Famry Guy | 63% | 48 |
| #2 | 𝙁𝙖𝙢𝙧𝙮 | 60% | 90 |
| #3 | peterparker™ | 55% | 180 |
| #4 | Mr.Golf | 51% | 45 |
| #5 | cat | 51% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | sePchol | 47% | 51 |
| #8 | mucknem | 44% | 140 |
| #9 | NETTSPENDHATER442 | 43% | 247 |
| #10 | lilswagboy2011 | 42% | 45 |
| #11 | WoodchipperPDK | 30% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mucknem | 34 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | NETTSPENDHATER442 | 27 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | 𝙁𝙖𝙢𝙧𝙮 | 18 | 0.0104 |
| #4 | peterparker™ | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Killuminati | 4 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NETTSPENDHATER442 | 650 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | peterparker™ | 515 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | 𝙁𝙖𝙢𝙧𝙮 | 264 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | Famry Guy | 161 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | cat | 125 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Famry Guy | +7.47 | 90 | 62 |
| #2 | Killuminati | +5.90 | 90 | 65 |
| #3 | jalooper dunker | +1.57 | 71 | 47 |
| #4 | sePchol | +1.30 | 76 | 52 |
| #5 | peterparker™ | +0.47 | 73 | 58 |





