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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 187 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2606 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,448 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1005 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1879 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2031 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1533 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,487,406 of utility $234 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HG SkyneSs ♥ | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | Saiki (CS2 enjoyer) | 48% | 23 |
| #3 | JamY_le_pgm | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HG SkyneSs ♥ | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | Saiki (CS2 enjoyer) | 48% | 23 |
| #3 | JamY_le_pgm | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JamY_le_pgm | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | HG SkyneSs ♥ | 2 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Saiki (CS2 enjoyer) | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HG SkyneSs ♥ | 111 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #2 | Saiki (CS2 enjoyer) | 101 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | JamY_le_pgm | 70 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saiki (CS2 enjoyer) | +1.82 | 52 | 69 |
| #2 | JamY_le_pgm | +1.35 | 69 | 66 |
| #3 | HG SkyneSs ♥ | +0.41 | 76 | 73 |
| #4 | Dokouga | +0.29 | 71 | 45 |





