








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 39 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1470 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,371 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1646 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1348 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1053 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1324 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $242,252 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Appadona | 61% | 59 |
| #2 | rankaisija | 57% | 49 |
| #3 | Arpe | 51% | 35 |
| #4 | eetutsi :D | 50% | 60 |
| #5 | viluri | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | rankaisija | 57% | 49 |
| #3 | Arpe | 51% | 35 |
| #4 | eetutsi :D | 50% | 60 |
| #5 | viluri | 42% | 12 |
| #6 | Kemppainen | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Appadona | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | rankaisija | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | eetutsi :D | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Arpe | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | viluri | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Appadona | 169 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | eetutsi :D | 109 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | rankaisija | 103 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Arpe | 67 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kemppainen | 29 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teme | +2.74 | 62 | 64 |
| #2 | Kemppainen | +1.46 | 85 | 58 |
| #3 | rankaisija | -0.29 | 58 | 64 |
| #4 | viluri | -0.32 | 68 | 35 |
| #5 | Appadona | -0.34 | 68 | 53 |





