








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 194 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1279 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,420 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1055 | 31% |
| Smokes | 846 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 622 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 897 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $646,697 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 我不知道為什麼 | 56% | 9 |
| #7 | Appadona | 54% | 59 |
| #8 | Teme | 51% | 35 |
| #9 | viluri | 50% | 10 |
| #10 | eetutsi :D | 48% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eetutsi :D | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Appadona | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | rankaisija | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Teme | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | viluri | 1 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Appadona | 235 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | Teme | 161 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | eetutsi :D | 160 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Larppi | 114 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | rankaisija | 97 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Larppi | +3.19 | 83 | 64 |
| #2 | Teme | +2.60 | 62 | 70 |
| #3 | 我不知道為什麼 | +1.46 | 77 | 53 |
| #4 | rankaisija | +1.24 | 61 | 60 |
| #5 | Arpe | +0.87 | 74 | 55 |





