








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 553 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 215 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2744 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,367 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2677 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2294 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3395 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2001 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $802,775 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 213 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rankaisija | 57% | 81 |
| #2 | Teme | 50% | 60 |
| #3 | viluri | 50% | 66 |
| #4 | Arpe | 48% | 89 |
| #5 | Appadona | 48% | 249 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | viluri | 50% | 66 |
| #4 | Arpe | 48% | 89 |
| #5 | Appadona | 48% | 249 |
| #6 | iffyyy | 35% | 49 |
| #7 | matias | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | viluri | 18 | 0.0145 |
| #2 | Appadona | 13 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | rankaisija | 13 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | iffyyy | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Arpe | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Appadona | 569 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | Teme | 253 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #3 | rankaisija | 185 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | iffyyy | 114 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Arpe | 106 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iffyyy | +3.49 | 91 | 56 |
| #2 | Teme | +2.99 | 60 | 68 |
| #3 | rankaisija | +1.73 | 58 | 58 |
| #4 | Arpe | +1.08 | 69 | 51 |
| #5 | viluri | +1.02 | 77 | 40 |





