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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
22 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 0 | 0% |
| Smokes | 16 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 4 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 17 | 46% |
Our logs show you have wasted $20,667 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pudsy | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | brunch bar | 20% | 5 |
| #3 | oskoskosk | 14% | 7 |
| #4 | dustysbro | 14% | 7 |
| #5 | syrenviel | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | dustysbro | 14% | 7 |
| #5 | syrenviel | 0% | 2 |
| #6 | hasan | 0% | 3 |
| #7 | Fizzyturtle | 0% | 3 |
| #8 | Drattus | 0% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drattus | 1 | 0.0103 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oskoskosk | 31 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #2 | dustysbro | 12 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #3 | Fizzyturtle | 6 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | syrenviel | 6 | 0.26 | 0 min |
| #5 | Pudsy | 5 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oskoskosk | +4.39 | 67 | 73 |
| #2 | Pudsy | +0.32 | 52 | 35 |
| #3 | Fizzyturtle | +0.14 | 40 | 55 |
| #4 | syrenviel | -2.36 | 72 | 41 |
| #5 | brunch bar | -3.06 | 67 | 25 |





