








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
855 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,304 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 378 | 11% |
| Smokes | 712 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1317 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 897 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $563,467 of utility $213 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Pablo Keskobar | 45% | 82 |
| #5 | bb | 40% | 25 |
| #6 | pate | 39% | 49 |
| #7 | Pignü | 38% | 34 |
| #8 | Tonza | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pate | 9 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | Pablo Keskobar | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | kohtupora | 4 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | bb | 4 | 0.0077 |
| #5 | Tonza | 3 | 0.0109 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pate | 260 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #2 | Pablo Keskobar | 118 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | kohtupora | 100 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Tonza | 68 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #5 | Killermasa69 | 48 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killermasa69 | +4.40 | 61 | 67 |
| #2 | Pablo Keskobar | +2.04 | 79 | 59 |
| #3 | pate | +1.53 | 81 | 69 |
| #4 | Pignü | -0.22 | 47 | 47 |
| #5 | kohtupora | -0.34 | 66 | 69 |





