








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 47 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
901 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,506 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 330 | 13% |
| Smokes | 672 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 867 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 637 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $377,164 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 150 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bb | 17 | 0.0218 |
| #2 | pate | 16 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | Tonza | 12 | 0.0132 |
| #4 | ✰ mamiS | 5 | 0.0147 |
| #5 | xval | 3 | 0.0155 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pate | 474 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #2 | Tonza | 185 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #3 | Killermasa69 | 143 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #4 | Pablo Keskobar | 98 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | One Tap Kap ☘ | 64 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xval | +3.96 | 59 | 54 |
| #2 | membu | +3.62 | 72 | 83 |
| #3 | Backpack | +3.41 | 88 | 61 |
| #4 | pate | +2.17 | 77 | 67 |
| #5 | Killermasa69 | +1.35 | 61 | 58 |





