








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 149 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
719 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,374 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 913 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1015 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 714 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 732 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $132,796 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bb | 10 | 0.0212 |
| #2 | pate | 9 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | ✰ mamiS | 4 | 0.0142 |
| #4 | Pablo Keskobar | 3 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | Pignü | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pate | 221 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | Haram | 65 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | AK-Ankka | 56 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | ✰ mamiS | 43 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | Pignü | 35 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pate | +3.33 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | Haram | +2.70 | 50 | 72 |
| #3 | ✰ mamiS | +1.62 | 91 | 56 |
| #4 | k0rbs | +0.97 | 82 | 51 |
| #5 | One Tap Kap ☘ | +0.90 | 42 | 56 |





