








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 290 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
728 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,058 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1976 | 49% |
| Smokes | 363 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 973 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 746 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $172,599 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 168 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ned Sprinkle | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | Ropz 1.5 | 80% | 10 |
| #3 | Rank wood | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | 𒀭rahuꀎ | 55% | 11 |
| #5 | razs | 50% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rici321buum | 9 | 0.0441 |
| #2 | Gustaxg\ | 6 | 0.0116 |
| #3 | Rank wood | 6 | 0.0166 |
| #4 | Ropz 1.5 | 6 | 0.0319 |
| #5 | 𒀭rahuꀎ | 5 | 0.0237 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gustaxg\ | 103 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #2 | Rank wood | 87 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #3 | Ropz 1.5 | 87 | 0.46 | 2 min |
| #4 | rici321buum | 58 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| #5 | 𒀭rahuꀎ | 46 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ropz 1.5 | +10.33 | 82 | 46 |
| #2 | Gustaxg\ | +7.36 | 57 | 47 |
| #3 | Rank wood | +7.13 | 64 | 66 |
| #4 | rici321buum | +6.16 | 69 | 39 |
| #5 | 𒀭rahuꀎ | +4.53 | 83 | 41 |





