








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 476 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




110 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4964 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,990 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6853 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5445 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4145 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4547 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $280,153 of utility $31 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 429 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xwy | +3.11 | 83 | 43 |
| #2 | Rank wood | +1.67 | 74 | 68 |
| #3 | lebraofficial | +0.90 | 56 | 50 |
| #4 | Põranda inspektor 3000 | -0.40 | 57 | 31 |
| #5 | r | -0.54 | 56 | 39 |





