








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1301 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 107 matches | ||
| Wingman | 104 matches | ||
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




289 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9465 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,224 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10789 | 32% |
| Smokes | 10313 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6093 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 7029 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,303,171 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1008 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gustaxg\ | +4.53 | 52 | 54 |
| #2 | matumemes420 WIN.SKIN CS.PRO | +0.78 | 43 | 35 |
| #3 | razs | +0.37 | 57 | 15 |
| #4 | Mr.Krabs CSGOSKINS | -0.87 | 35 | 60 |
| #5 | RacistsHQ | -1.43 | 25 | 52 |





