








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 193 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3157 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,904 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2494 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2827 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2782 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2801 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $676,550 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | musti | 33 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | k0walski | 15 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | BIGmac | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | s<e.r-,fg-.aserg,.-sg,s.- | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | トクステリ | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | musti | 785 | 0.20 | 23 min |
| #2 | s<e.r-,fg-.aserg,.-sg,s.- | 380 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | k0walski | 336 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #4 | BIGmac | 271 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | BlackNokkamuki20 | 242 | 0.26 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s<e.r-,fg-.aserg,.-sg,s.- | +4.12 | 96 | 76 |
| #2 | musti | +3.62 | 95 | 73 |
| #3 | Bisse-Nisse | +1.45 | 83 | 75 |
| #4 | k0walski | -0.92 | 47 | 67 |
| #5 | BIGmac | -1.12 | 67 | 62 |





