








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3051 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 283 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 239 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 152 matches | ||
| Faceit | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




180 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14205 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,340 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8077 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7105 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7229 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6929 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,936,511 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9059 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 42 | 78% | 51 |
| #2 | FASA | 77% | 91 |
| #3 | mirz | 75% | 210 |
| #4 | Quas | 74% | 95 |
| #5 | mason | 64% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | FASA | 77% | 91 |
| #3 | mirz | 75% | 210 |
| #4 | Quas | 74% | 95 |
| #5 | mason | 64% | 96 |
| #6 | luis | 57% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mirz | 47 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | luis | 19 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | Quas | 9 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | FASA | 9 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | mason | 7 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mirz | 512 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #2 | FASA | 276 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | Quas | 264 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | 42 | 241 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #5 | luis | 153 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taine | +6.47 | 92 | 66 |
| #2 | 42 | +3.98 | 87 | 66 |
| #3 | FASA | +3.80 | 92 | 71 |
| #4 | Quas | +1.52 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | mirz | +1.03 | 60 | 59 |





