








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 76 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1204 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,707 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 855 | 32% |
| Smokes | 775 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 383 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 694 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $716,571 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1417 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mirz | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | mason | 64% | 91 |
| #3 | happy gamer guy | 63% | 75 |
| #4 | taine | 57% | 126 |
| #5 | I am Kenough | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mirz | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | mason | 64% | 91 |
| #3 | happy gamer guy | 63% | 75 |
| #4 | taine | 57% | 126 |
| #5 | I am Kenough | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taine | 26 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | happy gamer guy | 17 | 0.0113 |
| #3 | mason | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | mirz | 3 | 0.0104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taine | 296 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | happy gamer guy | 172 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | mason | 120 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | mirz | 42 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | I am Kenough | 9 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taine | +8.36 | 94 | 64 |
| #2 | happy gamer guy | +5.24 | 87 | 60 |
| #3 | mirz | +1.49 | 51 | 62 |
| #4 | mason | -0.60 | 74 | 46 |
| #5 | I am Kenough | -0.77 | 52 | 49 |





