








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 297 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 86 matches | ||
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2106 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,940 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1280 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1007 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1542 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 111 | 3% |
Our logs show you have wasted $650,422 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 477 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I am Kenough | 92% | 13 |
| #2 | happy gamer guy | 64% | 59 |
| #3 | luis | 64% | 91 |
| #4 | taine | 64% | 96 |
| #5 | mirz | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I am Kenough | 92% | 13 |
| #2 | happy gamer guy | 64% | 59 |
| #3 | luis | 64% | 91 |
| #4 | taine | 64% | 96 |
| #5 | mirz | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taine | 21 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | luis | 12 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | happy gamer guy | 12 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | mirz | 5 | 0.0108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taine | 205 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | happy gamer guy | 151 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | luis | 128 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | mirz | 50 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | I am Kenough | 10 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taine | +7.48 | 94 | 65 |
| #2 | happy gamer guy | +4.53 | 89 | 60 |
| #3 | mirz | +0.05 | 63 | 55 |
| #4 | mason | -0.26 | 75 | 50 |
| #5 | I am Kenough | -1.22 | 46 | 55 |





