








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2187 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1907 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 119 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




276 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14346 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 67,406 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 21970 | 33% |
| Smokes | 15058 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 16292 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 14086 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,231,139 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3245 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Plan B | 56% | 107 |
| #2 | Grimix | 55% | 123 |
| #3 | KiLLuMiNaTi | 54% | 112 |
| #4 | usaMOSCOW | 53% | 130 |
| #5 | prd1g | 47% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Grimix | 55% | 123 |
| #3 | KiLLuMiNaTi | 54% | 112 |
| #4 | usaMOSCOW | 53% | 130 |
| #5 | prd1g | 47% | 132 |
| #6 | BAPEHbE | 44% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | usaMOSCOW | 19 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Plan B | 14 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | KiLLuMiNaTi | 10 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | prd1g | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Grimix | 7 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BAPEHbE | 647 | 0.23 | 19 min |
| #2 | usaMOSCOW | 469 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | Plan B | 307 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | prd1g | 229 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | Grimix | 91 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prd1g | +2.49 | 52 | 67 |
| #2 | KiLLuMiNaTi | +1.62 | 45 | 43 |
| #3 | usaMOSCOW | +0.82 | 54 | 52 |
| #4 | IMMACULATE | +0.22 | 40 | 62 |
| #5 | Plan B | -0.10 | 25 | 54 |





