








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2237 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 2902 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 183 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




124 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
19434 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 156,230 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 40926 | 26% |
| Smokes | 40192 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 44787 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 30325 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,525,810 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mila(VYPA GANG) :3UA | 53% | 187 |
| #2 | adam | 53% | 158 |
| #3 | prd1g | 50% | 2272 |
| #4 | sm!Le | 49% | 817 |
| #5 | ByKornilov | 49% | 229 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sm!Le | +1.32 | 59 | 56 |
| #2 | prd1g | +1.29 | 52 | 68 |
| #3 | ByKornilov | +1.22 | 52 | 63 |
| #4 | adam | +1.03 | 77 | 54 |
| #5 | МакСимка))) | -0.38 | 50 | 43 |





