








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 521 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1470 matches | ||
| Faceit | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




123 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10132 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 66,517 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14952 | 22% |
| Smokes | 16940 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 17741 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 16884 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,078,297 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1606 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁ Mez1kor | 60% | 102 |
| #2 | IMMACULATE | 56% | 107 |
| #3 | LIMA | 53% | 200 |
| #4 | KiLLuMiNaTi | 53% | 203 |
| #5 | mufa | 51% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KiLLuMiNaTi | 27 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | mufa | 19 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | LIMA | 15 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | ☁ Mez1kor | 11 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | Grimix | 9 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LIMA | 671 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #2 | mufa | 506 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | IMMACULATE | 346 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | ☁ Mez1kor | 240 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Bounty | 190 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mufa | +5.02 | 64 | 66 |
| #2 | KiLLuMiNaTi | +1.27 | 48 | 46 |
| #3 | ☁ Mez1kor | +0.97 | 69 | 48 |
| #4 | IMMACULATE | +0.93 | 43 | 60 |
| #5 | LIMA | +0.80 | 56 | 58 |





