








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1230 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 764 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9568 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,485 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7665 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7982 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4512 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5326 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,443,769 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 535 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fappy228 | 52% | 60 |
| #2 | Blank | 48% | 230 |
| #3 | Don't Be Mad | 48% | 471 |
| #4 | Torta Pounder | 47% | 358 |
| #5 | Moe Lester | 46% | 218 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fappy228 | +1.53 | 63 | 64 |
| #2 | Dr.Ace | +1.53 | 80 | 63 |
| #3 | Torta Pounder | +0.20 | 60 | 61 |
| #4 | Moe Lester | -0.58 | 55 | 58 |
| #5 | Don't Be Mad | -0.90 | 63 | 59 |





