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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 649 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 387 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 1,598 | |
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3446 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,837 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5599 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5322 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5336 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3580 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $998,245 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 439 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | För dålig för CS | 59% | 34 |
| #2 | Howsie | 49% | 188 |
| #3 | Westeras | 49% | 78 |
| #4 | Kapten | 48% | 265 |
| #5 | Exekjuter | 48% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | För dålig för CS | +3.84 | 80 | 61 |
| #2 | Exekjuter | +2.52 | 80 | 61 |
| #3 | Howsie | +0.28 | 67 | 60 |
| #4 | ツ ViDDiNHO ツ | +0.15 | 50 | 69 |
| #5 | Westeras | -1.10 | 49 | 72 |





