








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 304 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 351 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 1,786 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 93 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3750 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,944 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1930 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2997 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2584 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2433 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,975,785 of utility $232 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Exekjuter | 53% | 176 |
| #2 | erikperik | 52% | 31 |
| #3 | För dålig för CS | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | Westeras | 49% | 128 |
| #5 | ツ ViDDiNHO ツ | 49% | 188 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Westeras | 49% | 128 |
| #5 | ツ ViDDiNHO ツ | 49% | 188 |
| #6 | Kapten | 47% | 118 |
| #7 | Deeenkan | 41% | 41 |
| #8 | audi peek | 27% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Exekjuter | 15 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Westeras | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | ツ ViDDiNHO ツ | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Kapten | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | För dålig för CS | 5 | 0.0117 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ツ ViDDiNHO ツ | 593 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #2 | Kapten | 356 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | Westeras | 265 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | Exekjuter | 195 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | Deeenkan | 138 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Exekjuter | +2.67 | 82 | 61 |
| #2 | För dålig för CS | +2.58 | 86 | 63 |
| #3 | erikperik | +2.07 | 72 | 66 |
| #4 | audi peek | +0.92 | 51 | 58 |
| #5 | Deeenkan | +0.77 | 65 | 72 |





