








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 53 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 24 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
294 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,027 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 147 | 14% |
| Smokes | 293 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 302 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 285 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $70,592 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♰ ℮ki | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | kalees | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | CA$HFLOW | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | gosutoraida | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | kilppari | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | gosutoraida | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | kilppari | 36% | 11 |
| #6 | Frenzeii | 33% | 3 |
| #7 | almish | 0% | 2 |
| #8 | 𝙈𝘼𝘿 ᴋᴏᴄᴜʀ | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kilppari | 28 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | almish | 14 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #3 | ♰ ℮ki | 10 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| #4 | CA$HFLOW | 9 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | Frenzeii | 8 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CA$HFLOW | +2.50 | 94 | 52 |
| #2 | ♰ ℮ki | +1.59 | 61 | 53 |
| #3 | gosutoraida | +1.13 | 89 | 53 |
| #4 | EPAX | +0.73 | 82 | 57 |
| #5 | kilppari | -0.09 | 79 | 68 |





