








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 31 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
359 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,008 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 241 | 24% |
| Smokes | 221 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 264 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 282 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $128,085 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ St0rme | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | 999 | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | EPAX | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | R. | 33% | 3 |
| #5 | lil kayne | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ St0rme | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | 999 | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | EPAX | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | R. | 33% | 3 |
| #5 | lil kayne | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil kayne | 1 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ St0rme | 17 | 0.36 | 0 min |
| #2 | lil kayne | 11 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #3 | EPAX | 8 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | R. | 8 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #5 | 999 | 1 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EPAX | +1.11 | 81 | 78 |
| #2 | R. | -0.13 | 72 | 63 |
| #3 | Frenzeii | -0.16 | 79 | 48 |
| #4 | lil kayne | -0.32 | 70 | 60 |
| #5 | ✪ St0rme | -1.38 | 82 | 63 |





