








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2393 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 334 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 102 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 102 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




100 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10745 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,344 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5411 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3851 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 7727 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 5355 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,334,434 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2190 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saxio | 63% | 79 |
| #2 | RoseX | 62% | 79 |
| #3 | Chaft | 59% | 195 |
| #4 | nkrZwh | 58% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saxio | 63% | 79 |
| #2 | RoseX | 62% | 79 |
| #3 | Chaft | 59% | 195 |
| #4 | nkrZwh | 58% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chaft | 34 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | RoseX | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | nkrZwh | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Saxio | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chaft | 1092 | 0.28 | 21 min |
| #2 | nkrZwh | 280 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #3 | Saxio | 259 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | RoseX | 150 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoseX | +3.94 | 89 | 55 |
| #2 | NeqZaa | +2.95 | 93 | 65 |
| #3 | Chaft | +0.87 | 65 | 66 |
| #4 | Saxio | -0.15 | 72 | 55 |
| #5 | nkrZwh | -0.48 | 67 | 70 |





