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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 220 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 113 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




89 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5347 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,137 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9135 | 43% |
| Smokes | 4291 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4004 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3707 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,067,233 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4903 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NeqZaa | 59% | 195 |
| #2 | Saxio | 53% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NeqZaa | 59% | 195 |
| #2 | Saxio | 53% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NeqZaa | 47 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | Saxio | 5 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saxio | 331 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | NeqZaa | 323 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NeqZaa | +2.57 | 97 | 63 |
| #2 | Chaft | +0.86 | 66 | 64 |
| #3 | Saxio | +0.33 | 73 | 52 |





