








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 492 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 268 matches | ||
| Wingman | 176 matches | ||
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8104 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,740 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1682 | 11% |
| Smokes | 6375 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 2375 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4308 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,610,986 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 305 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z1mble_ | 56% | 130 |
| #2 | fwkwasi | 53% | 45 |
| #3 | umuduv | 53% | 68 |
| #4 | Dregos | 51% | 162 |
| #5 | Nosselars | 50% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Nosselars | 50% | 147 |
| #6 | Dracula | 49% | 160 |
| #7 | J0n | 43% | 47 |
| #8 | DerAlsimi | 40% | 136 |
| #9 | Diegojoe DUST 2 = DEAGLE ONLY | 38% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dregos | 36 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | Diegojoe DUST 2 = DEAGLE ONLY | 34 | 0.0166 |
| #3 | Z1mble_ | 20 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | Dracula | 18 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | Nosselars | 14 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dregos | 924 | 0.26 | 18 min |
| #2 | Nosselars | 544 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | DerAlsimi | 358 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | Z1mble_ | 210 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | Dracula | 186 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dracula | +5.02 | 84 | 51 |
| #2 | Z1mble_ | +1.46 | 86 | 55 |
| #3 | Nosselars | +1.18 | 76 | 61 |
| #4 | 不眠症 | +0.93 | 77 | 39 |
| #5 | Dregos | +0.28 | 78 | 41 |





