








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 263 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2076 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,991 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2404 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3299 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2455 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2833 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $763,942 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 710 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | NeTsAp | 52% | 23 |
| #7 | ☆SAU3R☆ | 51% | 223 |
| #8 | Mr. Teabag | 50% | 20 |
| #9 | Snackie | 49% | 91 |
| #10 | Jens_Viktor | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trane | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | ☆SAU3R☆ | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Stenfeldt | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Snackie | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | H0lm | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stenfeldt | 587 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #2 | ☆SAU3R☆ | 395 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #3 | Snackie | 193 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Jens_Viktor | 94 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | Trane | 88 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | H0lm | +3.40 | 82 | 63 |
| #2 | Trane | +2.96 | 65 | 60 |
| #3 | Mr. Teabag | +2.54 | 73 | 74 |
| #4 | Stenfeldt | +1.46 | 80 | 76 |
| #5 | NeTsAp | +1.06 | 60 | 67 |





