








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 558 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 546 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5518 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,399 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4174 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5479 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5385 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4361 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,292,889 of utility $239 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 317 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Jens_Viktor | 55% | 55 |
| #7 | Snackie | 53% | 212 |
| #8 | Stenfeldt | 52% | 497 |
| #9 | NeTsAp | 51% | 37 |
| #10 | Gung | 51% | 223 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trane | 8 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Snackie | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | Stenfeldt | 2 | 0.0002 |
| #4 | Gung | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | H0lm | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Teabag | +2.82 | 73 | 74 |
| #2 | Trane | +2.65 | 66 | 61 |
| #3 | H0lm | +2.55 | 79 | 63 |
| #4 | Stenfeldt | +1.49 | 81 | 76 |
| #5 | Jens_Viktor | +1.14 | 75 | 65 |





