








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 677 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 384 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6430 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,417 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5855 | 19% |
| Smokes | 16750 | 53% |
| HE Grenades | 3836 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 4976 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,276,153 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 489 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | VashChi | 42% | 33 |
| #4 | < blank > | 42% | 33 |
| #5 | Whong Xina | 36% | 39 |
| #6 | locked0n | 33% | 33 |
| #7 | Knights | 32% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Whong Xina | 231 | 0.31 | 5 min |
| #2 | VashChi | 184 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #3 | Miner | 134 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | locked0n | 121 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | Knights | 96 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RICKY | +1.96 | 79 | 78 |
| #2 | Knights | +1.49 | 72 | 66 |
| #3 | VashChi | -0.57 | 56 | 66 |
| #4 | < blank > | -0.73 | 41 | 53 |
| #5 | Miner | -0.93 | 50 | 55 |





