








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1032 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 298 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 182 matches | ||
| Faceit | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




131 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12030 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,521 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10495 | 34% |
| Smokes | 6563 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7954 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5509 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,696,977 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 994 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Binky Winky | 52 | 0.0170 |
| #2 | NoSkillPan | 37 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | ThunderNZ | 27 | 0.0166 |
| #4 | enraged_buttplug | 24 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Archimedes - Go Faze | 23 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knights | +3.55 | 80 | 59 |
| #2 | VashChi | +0.61 | 67 | 61 |
| #3 | enraged_buttplug | +0.59 | 80 | 49 |
| #4 | NoSkillPan | -0.17 | 77 | 50 |
| #5 | ThunderNZ | -0.19 | 77 | 57 |





