








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 859 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 178 matches | ||
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2625 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,163 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1329 | 26% |
| Smokes | 820 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1728 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1286 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,685,649 of utility $231 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 331 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FPS™ | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | IDINAHUJᴶᴸᴹ | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | Bilu | 52% | 148 |
| #4 | var är din skicklighet? | 52% | 85 |
| #5 | Bombel STS | 49% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Domino nigdy nie zgino | +6.01 | 88 | 63 |
| #2 | Bilu | +3.53 | 93 | 62 |
| #3 | Kaky | +3.33 | 77 | 60 |
| #4 | mONDARA | +2.77 | 82 | 53 |
| #5 | Bombel STS | +0.17 | 60 | 36 |





