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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 872 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 329 matches | ||
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3708 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,805 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6895 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4438 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5162 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4310 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,242,858 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 819 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Filipek12 | 55% | 53 |
| #2 | Nocny | 53% | 34 |
| #3 | FPS™ | 52% | 60 |
| #4 | Bilu | 49% | 91 |
| #5 | Fuck You | 48% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Jeg knuller mammaene dine | 42% | 149 |
| #11 | Ukraini Bombardini | 40% | 82 |
| #12 | Barman CSGOSKINS | 40% | 90 |
| #13 | Domino nigdy nie zgino | 38% | 39 |
| #14 | ice | 37% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ice | 29 | 0.0211 |
| #2 | var är din skicklighet? | 21 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | Fuck You | 17 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Barman CSGOSKINS | 15 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | FPS™ | 14 | 0.0117 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bilu | 541 | 0.30 | 11 min |
| #2 | var är din skicklighet? | 493 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #3 | Fuck You | 400 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | Filipek12 | 235 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #5 | Jeg knuller mammaene dine | 194 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Filipek12 | +4.02 | 60 | 65 |
| #2 | Domino nigdy nie zgino | +3.96 | 79 | 61 |
| #3 | Bilu | +3.41 | 94 | 62 |
| #4 | Nocny | +3.13 | 69 | 32 |
| #5 | ice | +2.99 | 80 | 49 |





