








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 252 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1650 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,358 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2129 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1915 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1577 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1737 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $471,574 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cats | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | PePe | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | emelz99 | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | eliapatasa | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Saarol2 | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cats | 517 | 0.28 | 14 min |
| #2 | Jude⛟ | 365 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #3 | PePe | 313 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #4 | emelz99 | 156 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | emy | 150 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cats | +3.22 | 84 | 78 |
| #2 | eliapatasa | +3.22 | 85 | 66 |
| #3 | Jude⛟ | +3.08 | 56 | 77 |
| #4 | Tony | +0.83 | 46 | 65 |
| #5 | emelz99 | +0.55 | 72 | 55 |





