








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 35 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
960 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,896 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 521 | 27% |
| Smokes | 542 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 397 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 436 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $214,782 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | will | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | Leg_end404 | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | 神眷之樱花 | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | hibish | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | REM秋鱼 | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | 她说免费都轮不到我 | 46% | 37 |
| #8 | Saito | 40% | 25 |
| #9 | Bot-乐乐🐖 | 38% | 26 |
| #10 | 桜島麻衣 | 33% | 6 |
| #11 | Little_Wanng | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 神眷之樱花 | 4 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | hibish | 3 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | Bot-乐乐🐖 | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Little_Wanng | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | 她说免费都轮不到我 | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 她说免费都轮不到我 | 99 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | Little_Wanng | 94 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #3 | Bot-乐乐🐖 | 50 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | will | 47 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Nurolinker | 47 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 神眷之樱花 | +5.88 | 84 | 50 |
| #2 | will | +2.82 | 75 | 55 |
| #3 | 她说免费都轮不到我 | +2.75 | 75 | 52 |
| #4 | Saito | +0.72 | 76 | 54 |
| #5 | Bot-乐乐🐖 | +0.01 | 55 | 44 |





