








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 130 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3399 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,630 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4987 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6992 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 4637 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3014 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $666,442 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | back tizzy | 72% | 54 |
| #2 | BabyJ3sus17 | 68% | 31 |
| #3 | TheTamer | 64% | 42 |
| #4 | B1g_j3sus17 | 64% | 56 |
| #5 | masteryoda02 | 63% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JBella | 64 | 0.0360 |
| #2 | TheTamer | 19 | 0.0237 |
| #3 | B1g_j3sus17 | 12 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | back tizzy | 12 | 0.0114 |
| #5 | masteryoda02 | 10 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RestaurantQualityChickenTenders | 241 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #2 | Cross | 187 | 0.32 | 5 min |
| #3 | masteryoda02 | 173 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | back tizzy | 114 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | TheTamer | 97 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheTamer | +5.96 | 76 | 65 |
| #2 | Cross | +3.63 | 59 | 62 |
| #3 | RestaurantQualityChickenTenders | +2.90 | 53 | 75 |
| #4 | JBella | +2.70 | 54 | 28 |
| #5 | Funky | +1.28 | 34 | 36 |





