








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 284 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 134 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3453 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,149 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2520 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1936 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2251 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2442 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $665,480 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 334 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kush | kickback.com | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | amic- | 75% | 16 |
| #3 | ✪STIKER | 74% | 19 |
| #4 | Swenkii | 74% | 19 |
| #5 | Primary | 72% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | dinky | 56% | 16 |
| #11 | tim | 53% | 15 |
| #12 | Serce | 50% | 20 |
| #13 | strawwberries | 50% | 20 |
| #14 | | 50% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 4 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | Goodbye | 3 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | kush | kickback.com | 3 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | ✪STIKER | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | Xx_PimpTurtle_xX | 2 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | colin | 162 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | Goodbye | 92 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | Swenkii | 81 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | kush | kickback.com | 76 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | Serce | 68 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪STIKER | +2.01 | 56 | 48 |
| #2 | FATGUY | +2.01 | 71 | 63 |
| #3 | | +1.83 | 85 | 44 |
| #4 | amic- | +1.75 | 86 | 36 |
| #5 | Goodbye | +1.70 | 77 | 66 |





