








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 100 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
636 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,380 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 926 | 39% |
| Smokes | 293 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 609 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 552 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $215,407 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥ | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | FrenchDoomer | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | nunoo | 71% | 17 |
| #4 | Skoll | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | Kanaaaa | 60% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | china++ | 50% | 6 |
| #7 | Tim | 50% | 14 |
| #8 | fish | 47% | 19 |
| #9 | Chris | 43% | 23 |
| #10 | meetsu | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanaaaa | 6 | 0.0303 |
| #2 | nunoo | 5 | 0.0166 |
| #3 | meetsu | 3 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | china++ | 3 | 0.0226 |
| #5 | Chris | 2 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meetsu | 109 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #2 | nunoo | 41 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | fish | 36 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | Chris | 28 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Skoll | 17 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nunoo | +5.59 | 57 | 81 |
| #2 | ♥ | +5.01 | 77 | 78 |
| #3 | china++ | +3.55 | 63 | 73 |
| #4 | meetsu | +2.44 | 74 | 79 |
| #5 | Chris | -0.68 | 71 | 50 |





